Blech, Loafing Pest - Built around Teacher's Pest, Bogwater Lumaret and Cauldron of Essence

Teacher's Pest

Creature — Skeleton Pest

$0.23

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.) Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 1 life. {B}{G}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Bogwater Lumaret

Creature — Spirit Frog

$0.19

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Pest Mascot

Creature — Pest Ape

$0.23

Trample Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Beledros Witherbloom

Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon

$1.27

Flying At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." Pay 10 life: Untap all lands you control. Activate only once each turn.

Iridescent Hornbeetle

Creature — Insect

$0.33

At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token for each +1/+1 counter you've put on creatures under your control this turn.

Arasta of the Endless Web

Legendary Enchantment Creature — Spider

$0.26

Reach Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach.

Duskshell Crawler

Creature — Insect

$0.3

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample. (It can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Moseo, Vein's New Dean

Legendary Creature — Bird Skeleton Warlock

$0.68

Flying When Moseo enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." Infusion — At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, return up to one target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of life you gained this turn.

Meltstrider Eulogist

Creature — Insect Soldier

$0.3

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, draw a card.

Eumidian Terrabotanist

Creature — Insect Druid

$0.31

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Basilica Screecher

Creature — Bat

$0.2

Flying Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Deep-Cavern Bat

Creature — Bat

$0.33

Flying, lifelink When this creature enters, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Ghastly Gloomhunter

Creature — Zombie Bat

$0.11

Kicker {3}{B} (You may pay an additional {3}{B} as you cast this spell.) Flying, lifelink If this creature was kicked, it enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.

Shopkeeper's Bane

Creature — Badger Pest

$0.12

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, you gain 2 life.

Kazandu Nectarpot

Creature — Insect

$0.14

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Hagra Constrictor

Creature — Snake

$0.23

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has menace. (A creature with menace can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Bushmaster, Coiled Henchman

Legendary Creature — Snake Human Villain

$0.51

Deathtouch Each other creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has deathtouch.

Essence Warden

Creature — Elf Shaman

$7.89

Whenever another creature enters, you gain 1 life.

Ohran Frostfang

Snow Creature — Snake

$7.14

Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Twitching Doll

Artifact Creature — Spider Toy

$2.5

{T}: Add one mana of any color. Put a nest counter on this creature. {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Create a 2/2 green Spider creature token with reach for each counter on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Haywire Mite

Artifact Creature — Insect

$0.5

When this creature dies, you gain 2 life. {G}, Sacrifice this creature: Exile target noncreature artifact or noncreature enchantment.

Winding Constrictor

Creature — Snake

$0.46

If one or more counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters are put on that permanent instead. If you would get one or more counters, you get that many plus one of each of those kinds of counters instead.

Virulent Emissary

Creature — Elf Assassin

$0.65

Deathtouch Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Scute Swarm

Creature — Insect

$8.57

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, create a 1/1 green Insect creature token. If you control six or more lands, create a token that's a copy of this creature instead.

Gorma, the Gullet

Legendary Creature — Pest Frog

$1.81

Lifelink Whenever another creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Gorma. Nontoken creatures you control enter with an additional +1/+1 counter on them for each creature that died under your control this turn.

Ribtruss Roaster

Creature — Troll Druid

$0.32

Devour 1 (As this creature enters, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. This creature enters with that many +1/+1 counters on it.) At the beginning of your end step, create a number of 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature. They have "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

South Wind Avatar

Creature — Snake Spirit Avatar

$1.36

Deathtouch Whenever another creature you control dies, you gain life equal to its toughness. Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Pest Rescuer

Creature — Dryad Druid

$0.48

At the beginning of each upkeep, if you don't control a Pest creature token, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life." If you would gain life, you gain that much life plus 1 instead.

Starscape Cleric

Creature — Bat Cleric

$0.84

Offspring {2}{B} (You may pay an additional {2}{B} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Flying This creature can't block. Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Essenceknit Scholar

Creature — Dryad Warlock

$0.23

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "Whenever this token attacks, you gain 1 life." At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, draw a card.

Enduring Tenacity

Enchantment Creature — Snake Glimmer

$12.3

Whenever you gain life, target opponent loses that much life. When Enduring Tenacity dies, if it was a creature, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. It's an enchantment. (It's not a creature.)

Dina, Soul Steeper

Legendary Creature — Dryad Druid

$0.2

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life. {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Dina gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Mirkwood Bats

Creature — Bat

$0.85

Flying Whenever you create or sacrifice a token, each opponent loses 1 life.

Sakura-Tribe Elder

Creature — Snake Shaman

$0.29

Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Prosperous Innkeeper

Creature — Halfling Citizen

$0.23

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.") Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Fanatic of Rhonas

Creature — Snake Druid

$12.43

{T}: Add {G}. Ferocious — {T}: Add {G}{G}{G}{G}. Activate only if you control a creature with power 4 or greater. Eternalize {2}{G}{G} ({2}{G}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a token that's a copy of it, except it's a 4/4 black Zombie Snake Druid with no mana cost. Eternalize only as a sorcery.)

Dina, Essence Brewer

Legendary Creature — Dryad Druid

$2.24

Whenever you sacrifice a creature, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: You gain X life and put X +1/+1 counters on target creature you control, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Darkstar Augur

Creature — Bat Warlock

$0.73

Offspring {B} (You may pay an additional {B} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this creature enters, create a 1/1 token copy of it.) Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library and put that card into your hand. You lose life equal to its mana value.

Lotus Cobra

Creature — Snake

$5.7

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, add one mana of any color.

Witch of the Moors

Creature — Human Warlock

$0.36

Deathtouch At the beginning of your end step, if you gained life this turn, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice and you return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Caustic Caterpillar

Creature — Insect

$0.28

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Icetill Explorer

Creature — Insect Scout

$20.71

You may play an additional land on each of your turns. You may play lands from your graveyard. Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, mill a card.

The Serpent Society

Legendary Creature — Human Snake Villain

$0.54

Deathtouch Ward—Get five poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.) Whenever another creature you control with deathtouch dies, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

Witherbloom Charm

Instant

$0.28

Choose one — • You may sacrifice a permanent. If you do, draw two cards. • You gain 5 life. • Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less.

Assassin's Trophy

Instant

$1.02

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Inspiring Call

Instant

$0.28

Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Mortality Spear

Instant

$0.29

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you gained life this turn. Destroy target nonland permanent.

Village Rites

Instant

$0.31

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. Draw two cards.

Beast Within

Instant

$0.47

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Deadly Dispute

Instant

$0.26

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. Draw two cards and create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Putrefy

Instant

$0.19

Destroy target artifact or creature. It can't be regenerated.

Plumb the Forbidden

Instant

$0.42

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may sacrifice one or more creatures. When you do, copy this spell for each creature sacrificed this way. You draw a card and lose 1 life.

Golgari Charm

Instant

$0.76

Choose one — • All creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn. • Destroy target enchantment. • Regenerate each creature you control.

Dark Ritual

Instant

$0.44

Add {B}{B}{B}.

Return of the Wildspeaker

Instant

$1.5

Choose one — • Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control. • Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.

Pest Infestation

Sorcery

$0.26

Destroy up to X target artifacts and/or enchantments. Create twice X 1/1 black and green Pest creature tokens with "When this token dies, you gain 1 life."

Cultivate

Sorcery

$0.38

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Toxic Deluge

Sorcery

$5.15

As an additional cost to cast this spell, pay X life. All creatures get -X/-X until end of turn.

Nature's Lore

Sorcery

$1.61

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Rampant Growth

Sorcery

$0.39

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Farseek

Sorcery

$0.4

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Three Visits

Sorcery

$5.54

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Culling Ritual

Sorcery

$0.53

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Cauldron of Essence

Artifact

$2.51

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life. {1}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Fountain of Renewal

Artifact

$1.02

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life. {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

High Market

Land

$0.4

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life.

Bojuka Bog

Land

$0.99

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Swarmyard

Land

$5.22

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Regenerate target Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel. (The next time it would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Adventurer's Inn

Land — Town

$0.24

When this land enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Reliquary Tower

Land

$4.19

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Radiant Fountain

Land

$0.19

When this land enters, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Sapseep Forest

Land — Forest

$0.2

({T}: Add {G}.) This land enters tapped. {G}, {T}: You gain 1 life. Activate only if you control two or more green permanents.

Grim Backwoods

Land

$0.16

{T}: Add {C}. {2}{B}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Draw a card.

Rogue's Passage

Land

$0.29

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Witch's Clinic

Land

$3.88

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Target commander gains lifelink until end of turn.

Karn's Bastion

Land

$2.7

{T}: Add {C}. {4}, {T}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Susur Secundi, Void Altar

Land — Planet

$4.78

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {B}. Station (Tap another creature you control: Put charge counters equal to its power on this Planet. Station only as a sorcery.) 12+ | {1}{B}, {T}, Pay 2 life, Sacrifice a creature: Draw cards equal to the sacrificed creature's power. Activate only as a sorcery.

Command Tower

Land

$0.24

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Woodland Cemetery

Land

$0.62

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Forest. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Deathcap Glade

Land

$2.45

This land enters tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Vernal Fen

Land — Swamp Forest

$0.38

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Jungle Hollow

Land

$0.12

This land enters tapped. When this land enters, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Llanowar Wastes

Land

$0.58

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add {B} or {G}. This land deals 1 damage to you.